Don't force blacks to speak Afrikaans....

On visiting his aunt working on a farm, Steve wanted to show his new girlfriend that he can speak Afrikaans even though he comes from Soweto. So they went to a shop and they found this big white woman.

"More my vrou" Steve greeted the woman. She ignored him because she was used to being called "Misis". "Wat soek jy? the woman asked. "Hoeveel kos jou gat? asked Steve smiling. The woman was so furious that she called "die baas" and he came with 8 other farmers. And did they skop poor Steve, so much that even his girlfriend could not recognise him. They then called the police. On arrival the police asked what the poor man did to deserve such panelbeating. With swollen lips Steve said, "I just wanted to know how much does a yoghurt cost"!!