JOKE OF THE DAY

a travelling salesman's car breaks down in the country. as he is walking along, he sees a old style farmhouse with a barn. he walks up and knocks on the door, and a old farmer answers.
"do you have a phone I could use" -salesman
"nope" -farmer
"what about a car to get me into town?" -salesman
"nope, got a buggy, but the horse is in the barn for the night"
"well, what can I do?
"well, you can sleep in the barn, and I will take you in town in the morning"
"ok"
they both walk towards the barn, the farmer opens the barn door . the salesman sees three holes in the wall at waist height, numbered 1, 2, and 3.
the salesman asks "what are the holes for, something to do with farming?
"nope, they are for when you are feeling "frisky" during the night. but whatever you do, don't mess around with hole number 3. do whatever you want to 1 and 2, but not hole 3, don't touch that one."
"ookk"
later, after the farmer goes back in the house, the salesman is thinking about what the farmer says. "hmmm, I am kinda frisky so I think I will give it a shot.
he goes over, strips down to the buff, and starts "in" on hole 1. after he finishes, he thinks "that was pretty good, but I am still feeling "frisky", so he tries hole 2. Even better than hole 1 !!
"that dumb farmer, saving the best for himself" so he goes "at" hole 3.
the farmer wakes up in the morning, and goes out to the barn to get the salesman ready for going to town.
he finds the salesman, naked as a jaybird, white as a sheet and almost dead.
"what in the daylights happened to you" he askes
"I went at hole 3, what the h**l were they?"
well sonny it is like this,
hole 1 is my wife,
hole 2 is my 19 year old virgin daughter
and hole 3 is a milking machine, it doesn't stop until it hits 5 gallons