JOKE OF THE DAY

My Grandfather goes to the mall. He's old, so we forgive him for the things he says.......most of the time.

He's sitting in the mall waiting for his wife to come out of a shop. A teenage boy comes along, sits across from him. Grandfather stares at him for a long long time, not saying a thing.

Teenage boy has baggy clothes, spiked blue hair. Teenage says "What are you looking at old man?" Haven't you done any crazy things in your life?"

Grandfather says: "Yup.........had sex with a peacock once when I was a lad........just wondering if you were my son!"