Zulu man (Kom ons lag 'n bietjie vandag!!)

A Zulu buys a lotto ticket & wins the lottery jackpot.

He goes to the post office to claim it & the man verifies his ticket number.

The Zulu: "I want my R10 million."

The man replied: "No, sir, it doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 5 years."

The Zulu: "Oh, no!! I want all my money right now!! I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 5 years.

The Zulu, furious with the man, screams out, "LOOK I WANT MY MONEY! I f you're not going to give me my R10 million right now, then . . . . . .

I want my R2.50 back!